That when a girl walks in with a itty bitty Kindle and a large book in your face.......
He has quite a point once he's done with the annoying introductions.
Google+ is out, anyway- they're (currently, in test phase), much less annoying than Facebook.
So, for people who need social media for, let's say, business purposes- perhaps this is the middle ground?
Generally catering to the intelligent sci-fi crowd, Futurama has a little to offer for everyone- whether just there for the laughs, or interested in some of the math behind the conflict!
M = summation(n = 0 -> infinity): (M_0/n+1), anyone? (From Infinite Benders episode "Benderama")