dvigen commented 2 years ago
*he got out of the pit
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jbridgens recommended this 2 years, 3 months ago
Knows what you want before you do
Cons: Can play on your emotions like a little violin
jbridgens recommended this 2 years, 3 months ago
Can track you anywhere in the galaxy
Cons: No match for a sarlacc pit
jbridgens recommended this 2 years, 3 months ago
Still has some good in him
Cons: Intolerant of other peoples' beliefs
jbridgens recommended this 2 years, 3 months ago
Can talk to a WOOKIE without a translator
Cons: Withholds valuable information (e.g., "Leia is your sister--you can't fall in love with her")
jbridgens recommended this 2 years, 3 months ago
A tusken raider's bantha will go crazy when its owner dies
Cons: Scared of dragons
jbridgens recommended this 2 years, 3 months ago
Likes to party
Cons: Resistant to the Jedi mind trick
jbridgens recommended this 2 years, 3 months ago
Knew how to stay out of Vader's force grip
Cons: Blew up planets for the hell of it
jbridgens recommended this 2 years, 3 months ago
If you need it, they've got it.
Cons: They probably stole it from you.
jbridgens recommended this 2 years, 3 months ago
Fluent in over 6 million languages
Cons: Knows he's fluent in over 6 million languages
jbridgens recommended this 2 years, 3 months ago
Knows how to treat a lady
Cons: Terrible at cards
jbridgens recommended this 2 years, 3 months ago
Can rip arms off
Cons: Walking carpet
jbridgens recommended this 2 years, 3 months ago
Shoots first
Cons: Scruffy looking nerf herder
jbridgens recommended this 2 years, 3 months ago
Damn good pilot
Cons: Barbie-like, 2-dimensional character
jbridgens recommended this 2 years, 3 months ago
Thinks for himself
Cons: Very stubborn