The patterned sofa in the pic is unfortunate, but IKEA is great. Minimalist style does not always carry a minimalist price tag, but here it does, even if you have to pay tax and horrifying shipping. NB: for many items you should have a power drill; raise your voice to tell IKEA it should include an appropriate bit.
Their designs are usually minimalistic, innovative, durable, extremely functional, and cheap. Even when their price range reaches a bit high, it's usually worth the buy. I don't know why this is sorted under "restaurants" when the main premise of the store is dealing out furniture, but what the hell.
I have to point out that you rhymed. And also there are some very badly made things from IKEA. Did you know that besides using cheap southeast asian labor, the reason they can have such low prices is because of the packaging? You can thank the US Federal government for that research. ;)