Scavenger Hunt. Many of your fellow students will be the kind of nerds that do all the reading. Cons: "Hell Does Freeze Over" t-shirts depressingly hard to find. Crossing the Midway in winter will cause you to have nightmares for years afterward. Responsible for Milton Friedman.
Has the world's best application essays "Mind that does not stick." "How do you feel about Wednesday?" Has a famous scavenger hunt. Has an awesome library that is the campus hangout. Cons: Brutal Academics. Masochist Academics.