What kind of facial hair do I want?

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  Clean-shaven

  I do not want facial hair.

  Do you like this type of facial hair?

  Yes No

  

  Pros: Classy and modest Cons: It can get cold sometimes
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  Five O'Clock Shadow

  A five o'clock shadow is beard growth visible late in the day on a man whose face was clean-shaven in the morning. The term comes from the traditional 9 ...

  Do you like this type of facial hair?

  Yes No

  

  Pros: Easy to do, looks good for a day or two without having to shave again. Cons: If it gets too long it looks sloppy.
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  Full Beard

  The classic, well groomed and maintained full beard.

  Do you like this type of facial hair?

  Yes No

  

  Cons: Most of the girls I know aren't into them, and food/kissing issues arise.
• 4.
  

  Goatee

  In the traditional taxonomy of facial hair, a goatee is a beard formed by a tuft of hair on the chin. The word probably comes from the tuft of hair ...

  Do you like this type of facial hair?

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  Pros: hairy look without being TOO hairy Cons: requires 3 different kinds of shavers to really do it ...
• 5.
  

  The Che Guevera

  Ernesto "Che" Guevara (June 14, 1928 – October 9, 1967) commonly known as Che Guevara, El Che, or simply Che, was an Argentine Marxist revolutionary, physician, author, intellectual, guerrilla leader, military ...

  Do you like this type of facial hair?

  Yes No

  

  Pros: Lots of people think that Che Guevara is quite good-lookin Cons: Without the hair, you'd look like some sort of PG-13 ...
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  Thin beard + goatee

  It's even better than a full beard - a meticulously trimmed, finely-shaped, just-a-couple-days-past-stubble look that hugs the jawline down to your goatee.

  Do you like this type of facial hair?

  Yes No

  

  Pros: actually contributes to a well-kept, professional look.
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  Soul Patch

  The soul patch is a small patch of facial hair just below the lower lip and above the chin. It came to prominence in the 1950s and 1960s, when it ...

  Do you like this type of facial hair?

  Yes No

  

  Pros: a remarkably effective contraceptive.
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  Recession Beard

  It was a hairy Saturday night in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, where the second New York City Beard and Moustache Championship took place among approximately 1,000 attendees. Categories included goatee, patchy ...

  Do you like this type of facial hair?

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  Pros: You look like ZZ Top or a NYC hipster Cons: You look like ZZ Top or a NYC hipster
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  The Lamb-Chop Sideburns

  Usually a little on the thin side, and they make a right angle turn across the cheek.

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  The Burnside

  Ambrose Everett Burnside (May 23, 1824 – September 13, 1881) was an American soldier, railroad executive, inventor, industrialist, and politician from Rhode Island, serving as governor and a U.S. Senator ...

  Do you like this type of facial hair?

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  Pros: Infinite glory

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