Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To get to the sunny side
The world hardly needed more evidence, but The Sunny Side of the Street proves unequivocally that there's nothing John Lithgow puts his name on that doesn't secrete charm ...
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To get to the other side
The most well know of explanations, and the most obvious. Some might say the most boring of reasons
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Pros: This shows a chicken on a mission. This chicken has somewhere to be, something to do—nothing ... Cons: This really works best for chickens. Squirrels and deer, never ... -
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Peer pressure
The chicken was the victim of peer pressure. Jealousy, mean girls syndrome and bullying made her give in to the dare of crossing the road
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Pros: The stunned looks on those other chickens faces when they realized that the best looking rooster ... Cons: Peer pressure can be so dangerous. -
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He was chased
Not a widely know fact, but some believe the chicken was 'on the run'
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Pros: HEADLINES: FEATHER HEIST A chicken famously known as "chicko" charged on several other crime acts, engaged ... Cons: It is believed the criminal had an accomplice who was ... -
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To get away from KFC
KFC Corporation, or KFC, founded and also known as Kentucky Fried Chicken, is a chain of fast food restaurants based in Louisville, Kentucky. KFC has been a brand and operating ...
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Pros: HA HA...the chicken should never have run. KFC doesn't have real chicken anyway. No, I'm just ... Cons: KFC has some pretty gross ideas. Who would've thought the ... -
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Nietzsche Chicken
Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road also gazes across you.
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Pros: A good point. This is a wise chicken to get the piercing eyes of the road ... Cons: But when should you stop? At some point, you will ... -
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Plato Chicken
He crossed for the greater good
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Pros: This chicken was a great leader, showing others the way towards wisdom and hopefully, the founding ... Cons: Few take this poor chicken seriously or comprehend the true ... -
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Dada Chicken
Dada or Dadaism is a cultural movement that began in Zürich, Switzerland, during World War I and peaked from 1916 to 1922. The movement primarily involved visual arts, literature—poetry ...
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Pros: This could be be only other reasonable explanation. She was on her way to a demonstration -
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SCREEECH; WHAM! We shall never know.
I think it is now our duty to pay respect to the brave chicken who crossed the road.
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PMS
Premenstrual syndrome (PMS) (also called PMT or premenstrual tension) is a collection of physical, psychological, and emotional symptoms related to a chicken's menstrual cycle.
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The chicken possessed Machiavellian intelligence
So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among ...
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Pros: Shows courage and fortitude. Cons: Not as smart as the Machiavellian chicken who instead merely ... -
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